Have you ever tried taking one of those one minute digital photos in Abuja? Wow! First you find the guy. Then assuming there’s no queue, we start counting the minutes:
Haggle over the price – 2minutes (depends on how cheap you are!)
Clean seat, arrange backdrop and take shot – 1minute
Wait for picture selection and print – 5minutes
Argue over quality – 2minutes
Hunt for your change – 3minutes
Argue over dirty, torn naira notes – 2minutes
Total time – 15minutes
I’ve had enough. Thank God for Soludo’s new coins. Forget about creating jobs.
Bring in the coin-operated photo-machines!
Can I get an AMEN?
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