Friday, December 19, 2008

I wan go thief!

I have decided to become a thief. A great big political thief. And who can blame me? It is the only safe way to steal in Nigeria.

Alamasieyegha was sentenced to 2years for money laundering. He spent only 2months in jail after his conviction.

Thief Tafa Balogun spent 6months in jail for stealing billions of naira

It's official - political thieves and corrupt officials serve the shortest prison sentences in the Nigeria. 

If you don't believe me, go ask the supected pickpocket in that hellhole called Suleja prison who has been there for 3years without trial.

2 comments:

m1ke said...

No thief o! Start baking your own national cake

I am said...

I dey bake O. E dey oven sef. But make you go tell those old fools to take up baking too. Abi na only us do Home Econs for school?